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Posted on 2006-07-25 23:34:34
Bananafishbone
Magnus the Lamb

Nina aproaches Magnus with an hammer, very agressive:
I told you: dont answer about touring questions!

Magnus- But Nina its just some....AHHHH! (Nina spanks Magnus)
Magnus-Help! Somebody help me!

And he runs to Peter, but he is so very busy listening metal (cool, yeha, yhea!). Suddently a cardie fan starts singing an A CAMP song and Nina (hipnotyzed) leaves Magnus alone (like magic), following his fan downstreet.

Magnus-Whoa! "A CAMP" my salvation, not my damnation!


Is there anyone abble to draw a cartoon for this!

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Posted on 2006-07-26 14:15:23
Fjallrav
I can't draw a cartoon for it but the picture you paint is great!!

Fj
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Posted on 2006-07-26 18:19:47
archdukefranz
nicely done... I want to see the cartoon.. don't have the time or the talent to make one
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Posted on 2006-07-27 00:01:06
bugsy
I canīt!!! I have too many friends who are artists or cartoon drawers that for their sake I wonīt do anything mildly artistic this summer. thatīs a promise I made this year.. =)
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Posted on 2006-07-27 18:55:12
Bananafishbone
LATEST:

Peter convinces hes buddies (finally) to play metal.
So, next album cover will have "THE CARDIGANS" dressed like vikings, with swords and anger look (like Manowar).

Beavis and Butthead- Coll, yeah, yeah!

Will Nina start singing like Suzi Quatro?

Peter advanced- Next album will have an intro like this:

(Grandsfather tale, to his grand children, at night, with firewood noise ,Wispering) Once up on the time four young warriors were raised in Sweden, protected by THOR, it was predicted: They will free the world from shadows, let fight begins...
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Posted on 2006-07-27 20:37:19
Felix77
Why is Magnus a lamb?? Is not the first thing that pops into my head when thinking of Magnus... Is it the hair? Is it the size? What ? I don't get it.
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Posted on 2006-07-28 19:08:13
Bananafishbone
Because "lamb" means the sacrified or victim, like Jesus he was chosen to be sacrified. I guess Magnus have lot of work to do it, here.
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Posted on 2006-07-28 19:30:58
Bananafishbone
OOOOOpssssssssss! Lets change last story a bit, I did some mistakes.


LATEST:

Peter convinces his buddies to play metal (finally).
So, next album cover Cardigans will have "THE CARDIGANS" dressed like vikings, with swords and anger look (like Manowar).

Beavis and Butthead-Cool, yeah, yeah!

Will Nina start singing like Suzi Quatro?

Peter advanced-Next album will have an intro like this:

(Grandfather tale, to his grandchildren, at night, with bonfire noises, wispering) Once up on the time, five young warriors were raised in Sweden, protected by THOR, it was predicted: They will free the world from shadows, let fight begins...
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Posted on 2006-07-29 05:11:14
swampsong
This thread is so bizzare. I have no idea what you cats are talking about, but, by George, I LOVE IT!

Maybe I'll try to think of a funny story involving the band...Anyway, Keep it up!
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Posted on 2006-07-29 07:38:57
Kv2.0
^Kether! hahaha! Yes! I thought the band should do a song like the Immigrant Song-Led Zep. All vikings and rampaging out of Scandanavia!
(especially after seeing Nina in that picture someone posted where she's dressed like a swashbuckling-sworded-pirate-goddess!
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Posted on 2006-07-29 11:12:19
Felix77
Kether wrote:
Because "lamb" means the sacrified or victim, like Jesus he was chosen to be sacrified. I guess Magnus have lot of work to do it, here.


I know - I just don't see it that way I guess.
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Posted on 2006-07-29 17:31:05
Bananafishbone
swampsong wrote:
This thread is so bizzare. I have no idea what you cats are talking about, but, by George, I LOVE IT!

Maybe I'll try to think of a funny story involving the band...Anyway, Keep it up!


Well,well,well. Someone is crazy here. Is it I?
Is my humour so hard to understand? but thatīs ok. Some people like it, other not, that`s life!
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Posted on 2006-07-29 17:41:13
Bananafishbone
The threads goal is making a laugh. A bit of competition would be nice.
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Posted on 2006-07-30 00:09:46
Bananafishbone
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEST!:


NINA ROCKS THE SYSTEM!

Nina said, in private:

-My next "A CAMP" album ( " TOUGH AS HELL" ), will have a "Suzi Quatro" cover song, yeah! : " The wild one".

BE PREPARED!
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Posted on 2006-07-30 04:19:57
swampsong
Kether wrote:
swampsong wrote:
This thread is so bizzare. I have no idea what you cats are talking about, but, by George, I LOVE IT!

Maybe I'll try to think of a funny story involving the band...Anyway, Keep it up!


Well,well,well. Someone is crazy here. Is it I?
Is my humour so hard to understand? but thatīs ok. Some people like it, other not, that`s life!


I do like it! I was just confused. It's all good in the hood....
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Posted on 2006-07-31 00:44:50
Bananafishbone
swampsong wrote:
Kether wrote:
swampsong wrote:
This thread is so bizzare. I have no idea what you cats are talking about, but, by George, I LOVE IT!

Maybe I'll try to think of a funny story involving the band...Anyway, Keep it up!


Well,well,well. Someone is crazy here. Is it I?
Is my humour so hard to understand? but thatīs ok. Some people like it, other not, that`s life!


I do like it! I was just confused. It's all good in the hood....



thanks man!
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Posted on 2006-07-31 20:20:46
Bananafishbone
Kether wrote:
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEST!:


NINA ROCKS THE SYSTEM!

Nina said, in private:

-My next "A CAMP" album ( " TOUGH AS HELL" ), will have a "Suzi Quatro" cover song, yeah! : " The wild one".

BE PREPARED!



Kether, come on, learn some English first, relax, think well.
"Be prepared !" does not make sense. Prepare your meal if you want. Next time type:

BE AWARE!
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Posted on 2006-08-01 00:27:08
Bananafishbone
ESQUIZOFAN

Oh my God! Nina loves me!
I got fired!
I spanked my daughter!

Oh my God! NIIIIIIIINA!


* By the way, he is Irish.
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Posted on 2006-08-01 01:01:01
Bananafishbone
A trully Scotish Cardifan says:



NO RULES, GREAT F.......K!
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Posted on 2006-08-01 18:30:36
Bananafishbone
LATEST:



Suzi Quatro is helping Nina

(Suzi)-My dear, first you need to develop your voice. You must hurt yourself every day. An example:

-Go to beach, between 12am-3pm, on summer of course, try Portugal. Dont use t-shirts or any kinf of protection, just a hat. You will start screaming like me.

(Nina)-Ha...!


(Suzy)-Yeah, thats what I did, but schhh....its a secret ok?


(Nina) (shaking)-Ha?!............ok............
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Posted on 2006-08-20 23:41:40
Bananafishbone
This is what Nina sings to Magnus (at rehersal) when he doesnt give the right answer in "ASK THE BAND":


You`re loosing a fan
You got it all wrong
Its not about revenge
But you`re loosing a fan
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Posted on 2006-08-24 06:21:23
Kv2.0
^Have YOU got the courage to face Magnus and tell him he's (ever) wrong?
Enough Suzi Quatro! What would Doro Pesch, Lee Aaron, or Joan Jett say to Nina?
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Posted on 2006-09-04 16:49:35
Orange-Gum
Kv2.0 wrote:
^Have YOU got the courage to face Magnus and tell him he's (ever) wrong?
Enough Suzi Quatro! What would Doro Pesch, Lee Aaron, or Joan Jett say to Nina?




Unfortunatly I never listened those artists, so I can not make a joke without knowledge. Magnus is never wrong, he is the "Cardigan" I most admire here because he has loads of work here (I guess). Nina seems to be perfectionist (she is virgo), so.....1+1=2!


By the way: Im ex Bananafishbone, ex Kether. Allways the same! Humour Rules!
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Posted on 2006-09-05 19:23:46
Orange-Gum
LATEST!!!!!


Mr "COCK VAN DICK" a huge famous record producer from Holland ( Phill Spectores style) who made a brilliant career working only with female artists wants to help Nina in person, I mean Nina Persson, He says he love her so much he works for free with her at least 3 songs.
Nina never heard about him, shes not aware about his sussefull career
so, be carefull Nina, he makes miracles but...take care.
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Posted on 2006-09-06 00:49:41
-berlin-
i get the feeling you must be talking to yourself in here...
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