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Posted on 2006-08-16 19:22:53
EIA
what can we give you when its your birthday?
what should we NOt give you?
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Posted on 2006-08-16 20:49:38
swampsong
Sex is good.

But STDs are bad.
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Posted on 2006-08-16 20:50:45
Emilianino
NO: sexy awful red underware with holes...

YES: a nice bracelet, maybe?

BUT, hold on.. For Christmas of for birthday??!?!
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Posted on 2006-08-16 22:15:49
Bananafishbone
Yes: A gun to kill mafia and camorra.
No: Anything related to Italy, that woul remind me: vaticano, church, roman empire.
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Posted on 2006-08-16 22:55:09
laaran
And Kether has a problem with Italy too.
Will he do all European countries, one after another ?
This boy is more and more funny, young boys are funny nowadays.
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:00:58
Bananafishbone
laaran wrote:
And Kether has a problem with Italy too.
Will he do all European countries, one after another ?
This boy is more and more funny, young boys are funny nowadays.




Its not with Italy, what I wrote was just kick to Emiliano
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:02:40
Bananafishbone
I mean, what I wrote was just a kick to Emilianino.
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:05:29
laaran
OK. Then you will have to kick nearly all European countries, USA, and Canada and most Central and South American countries, and Indonesia.
I probably forget some, let's say that Russia and Turkey are included into Europe.
Ukraine, I don't know, the girls are really boring, but they sing so well...

So prepare your comments...
What will you kick about France ?
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:09:47
Bananafishbone
Nothing I love France and I have some family there. But you did not understand, wath I said about Italy was a joke to Emilianino.
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:12:00
laaran
So no joke about France ?
I can do the job myself, but I have no more ideas.
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:14:50
Bananafishbone
Ok think about a couple of parisien singing and drinking with a red nose
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:20:08
laaran
This was 20 years ago.
We have an homosexual mayor.
5 years ago, Paris was a normal city, and sex was hidden.
Now, Paris is like a big "gay pride". We get naked in the subway, have sex in the escalators...

Since 2 years, we have more and more tourists here. This is the reason.
Of course, no tourist tells that when he/she returns home.

Drinking ? We are using ectasy, this is much more effective.
Singing ? Try to sing when you are having sex. Difficult.
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:33:45
Bananafishbone
So, Paris is actually famous showing dicks! Yeah, what a joke, this deserves a cartoon. Parisien gay naked with his Mayor as a tourism advert! HA! HA! HA!
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:35:51
laaran
Hum.
Please don't repeat it.
We can not say it loudly.
You understand, some people come to Paris for this naked attitude. They want no advertizing about that.

Hum.
And what can you say about Berlin (the city) ?
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:41:14
bugsy
men want music, good music! atleast every men I know. Oh, and video games!
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:43:25
Bananafishbone
laaran wrote:
Hum.
Please don't repeat it.
We can not say it loudly.
You understand, some people come to Paris for this naked attitude. They want no advertizing about that.

Hum.
And what can you say about Berlin (the city) ?



People go there to meet Annika
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Posted on 2006-08-16 23:44:11
laaran
She didn't invite me :(
I never to to a city when no one invites me.
Except London, because I know the Queen.
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Posted on 2006-08-18 20:15:58
Bananafishbone
laaran wrote:
She didn't invite me :(
I never to to a city when no one invites me.
Except London, because I know the Queen.



Thats because you are a "KING"
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Posted on 2006-08-21 14:53:07
Vrak
Beer, Guitars, Women, Football

That covers a good percentage of it
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Posted on 2006-08-21 14:56:42
Vrak
I forgot about blowing shit up! I mean explosions, we love all that. seeing shit getting blown up. Like in Die hard movies. that kind of shit.
:D
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Posted on 2006-10-09 19:04:40
EIA
dificult this with presents :S
I gave him a busstidtabell and another thing XD
what do you give gay men for birthday then??
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Posted on 2006-10-10 14:20:02
bugsy
other gay men!
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Posted on 2006-10-11 12:58:11
Posthuman
Hum..so,guys don't want material presents? Cool.
Let's see if I understood well..beer while watching some a) movie (with explosions) or b) football game c) sony play station games (he will play,I will watch,or we both play?) (of course,with something there to be blown up).
After that,sex..with some music in the background.. (or no music then?)
And..you'll be happy..? :)
Nice and simple..
So,guys are really modest..birthday as any other day (except you include girlfriend/boyfriends in it..
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Posted on 2006-10-12 01:52:25
Kosinus
that summer had its charm
Buy Pro Evolution Soccer game for PlayStation and another joypad so both of you can play. You'll have a PS game and football in one package! No explosions but these overated anyway IMO. And you can drink beer or have sex while having a break of playing if you want.
 
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